Belated Boffo Birthday Blessings to our "smarter-than-the-average-Cro-Magnon" Caveman. :D :D :D

I hope the day itself was jamming, James, and that the festivities flow into the weekend.

:phoenix: Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

:emma: And don't do anyone that I want to do. Hmph!

:phoenix: Must you sully everything?

:emma: Ahem. (points down)

:mizdestiny: Hows abouts a kiss for da berfday boi?

:phoenix: For the last time, Mesmero made me do it!

:wanda: Are you sure it wasn't me? Apparently I've been behind much of the madness and heartache in the Marvel Universe. I just didn't realize it!

:storm: Maybe Mesmero made me marry T'Challa. Ooh, I just said a lot of M's!

:xavier: Mesmero made me lose my hair!

:lilandra: Mesmero made me lose my empire!

:rachel: Actually that was Casandra Nova and Vulcan...unless they were both controlled by Mesmero!

:polaris: Mesmermo made me go nude in Genosha!

:cyclops: Mesmero made me into a whiny putz!

:phoenix: Guh. I think Mesmero's made me lose my interest in this nonsense. Now if you'll excuse me I have to help a fearsome fan celebrate his birthday with a kiss. Mwah!

:emma: Bet Mesmero made you do that.

:phoenix: Just shut up.