Selene...and Jean...

Jean...and Selene...

Selene and Jean.

Jean and Selene.

...

If I keep repeating it, maybe I can come to terms with it!

:eek :eek :eek :eek

Bard, you are indeed gifted and warped. I salute you!



Jean is once more in the rose garden when another nefarious denizen of the Marvel Universe comes a'courting.

Thanos: At last! Fire made flesh! Passion Incarnate! The Scourge of D'Bari! The Chaos Bringer herself!

Jean: Yep, that's me. But really, just Jean will do. What's up, purple puss?

Thanos: Is it not clear? I, former thrall of Death, now submit my self and my abilities to she who consumes all, reveals all. I who held the power of the Infinity Gems in my hand now ken that true rapture is only possible if the Celestial Avatar's hunger unleashes it within my bosom.

Jean: Hee hee! You said "bosom"!

Thanos: Tarry here no longer, my delicacy of destruction. Join with Thanos and carve your name in blood and fire across the face of the cosmos! Let the planets shatter! Let the stars become dust! Let Thanos and Phoenix Be As One!!!

Jean: Hmm. I am kinda bored. And Scott thinks he's been having a psychic affair with the toaster and I don't have the heart to break it to him. Still, you're pretty chunky. I don't normally go for chunky guys. And, uh, you're not purple ALL OVER, are you?

Thanos: Care to find out, my majestic mistress? Heh heh!

Jean: Eep! Maybe I better let Rachel field this one.

Rachel: Oh, no! I had to deal with Galactus! I've had my fill of big mean purple guys! He's all yours, mommy dearest!

Jean: Nertz! Honestly, what's the use in having children? Emma? Emma, remember when you impersonated me to get Scott to give you smoochies? Emma?