Anyway, we had to read this wild Japanese love story. It's about this drag queen actor who was very beautiful. Enma, the king of hell, was very angry about
all the homosexuality on earth and said he was going to have it stopped. While he was talking, they said the Chinese character for hemorrhoids was a
combination of hurt and temple (because so many Buddhist priests were gay if you were a man you might leave the temple with a sore butt.) Anyway, he ends up
seeing the drag queen actor and fall in love with him. He tells the dragon god to have him kidnapped. The dragon tells a water creature to get the drag queen.
The water creature turns himself into a samurai, meets the drag queen, falls in love with him and they become lovers. Meanwhile, Enma, the king of hell has now
legalized being gay and even male prostitution, and gotten rid of female actors.
This makes the sun goddess so mad she refuses to shine and stays in a cave, making the whole world dark. The other gods tell Emna you fool, look what you've done. In order to get her to come out of her cave they had to make an all girl performance on stage and bring the girls back.
Meanwhile the drag queen and the samurai/water creature had been living a happy life, until the water creature tells the drag queen the truth. He told him if he saw his true form he would scream, and that he feels so bad about tricking him he will himself. The drag queen says that love happens between species and says a plum tree liked a guy and so was reincarnated in the form of a woman and she and the man married. That another dude got nasty with his pet FOX and they had a human baby. ANyway, as the drag queen threatens to kill himself, his adopted brother, also an actor/drag queen, comes over. He tells him that he would never let his brother died, he appreciates the father adopting him and raising him with his own son. The adopted brother drag queen has a wife and children. But he is still going to kill himself to save his brother, and go to hell to become Enma's %+@@@ forever. Well, what happened in the end is the samurai water creature killed himself, the drag queen actor with the wife and kids killed himself, and the original drag queen was hysterically. He was going to kill himself but his friends restrained him. Then he had to go back to his brother's wife to hell her and the nieces and nephews what happened, and they were all hysterical.
This makes the sun goddess so mad she refuses to shine and stays in a cave, making the whole world dark. The other gods tell Emna you fool, look what you've done. In order to get her to come out of her cave they had to make an all girl performance on stage and bring the girls back.
Meanwhile the drag queen and the samurai/water creature had been living a happy life, until the water creature tells the drag queen the truth. He told him if he saw his true form he would scream, and that he feels so bad about tricking him he will himself. The drag queen says that love happens between species and says a plum tree liked a guy and so was reincarnated in the form of a woman and she and the man married. That another dude got nasty with his pet FOX and they had a human baby. ANyway, as the drag queen threatens to kill himself, his adopted brother, also an actor/drag queen, comes over. He tells him that he would never let his brother died, he appreciates the father adopting him and raising him with his own son. The adopted brother drag queen has a wife and children. But he is still going to kill himself to save his brother, and go to hell to become Enma's %+@@@ forever. Well, what happened in the end is the samurai water creature killed himself, the drag queen actor with the wife and kids killed himself, and the original drag queen was hysterically. He was going to kill himself but his friends restrained him. Then he had to go back to his brother's wife to hell her and the nieces and nephews what happened, and they were all hysterical.
